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K9K V2 Hooded Kloak

This one is for all the Princesses in the pack, of which we have plenty. The magic of this K9K Kloak is it's ability to convey our desire to never take ourselves too seriously. Also, it will protect you from flying spaghetti monsters and sentient evil AI robots. Compared with another cape, this one is 17/32" thicker. Let's be real. We all know how irritating it is to have a cloak that is too thin. So if this is a real problem you are struggling with now, we have your answer right here. 

Bonus: It might make all your wildest dreams come true. Eventually.


  • Fabric: Scuba (It's water resistant and super smooth to the touch)
  • Yellow drawstring, black lining inside the hood
  • Made on demand, no minimum order quantity.


PS: This is an easter egg. Have you found all the other ones yet?

K9K V2 Hooded Kloak

  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

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